How The Avengers Should Have Ended

INT. SHIELD HEADQUARTERS - DAY

Nick Fury walks into his empty office and retrieves a folder marked "Top Secret" from his desk. Inside he finds a single piece of loose-leaf paper containing a handwritten note. He reads. 

            BRUCE BANNER (VOICE OVER)

Dear Director Fury: We accept that we all had to give up being the stars of our own movies in order to save the world. However, we think you’re crazy to ask us to write an essay on who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us, on the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But, what we discovered today is that each one of us is a monster…

              CAPTAIN AMERICA (VOICE OVER)

…and a super soldier…

              BLACK WIDOW (VOICE OVER)

…and a spy…  

              THOR (VOICE OVER)

…and a demi-god…

              HAWKEYE (VOICE OVER)

…and an assassin… 

              IRON MAN (VOICE OVER)

…and a genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist.

              BRUCE BANNER (VOICE OVER)

 Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Avengers. 

CUT TO: Iron man puts one fist in the air as he ascends into the sky.

CUE: “Don’t You Forget About Me” by Simple Minds on the soundtrack.

ROLL CREDITS. 

Comments

[Kevin]

Lmao, now that you mention it it did kind of have that vibe at the end.

[byron]

love it