This picture was taken at the "No Pants Subway Ride St. Louis." I had the following conversation with the woman in the picture and just had to share.
Me: I thought I recognized that ass.
Her: David, did you recognize the legs next to me? I never realized he had such big feet.
Me: I blame wide angle lens distortion. I don't think his calves are that developed either.
Her: Yeah, I thought the same thing about his legs. They look much manlier in this picture than in real life. Which only means my ass doesn't look as good either.
Me: Actually, you're further away from the edge of the frame which means your ass is less distorted than his legs. Of course, I'd have to see your ass in person again to determine the extent of the distortion.
This is what all my college photography classes have come to: Ass Forensics.
Her: Ass Forensics ♥